Oh em gee a post!

So I know I haven’t posted in a while so I’m not going to go that far back in my life. My mom is a bitch, but we all knew that already. Josh has been staying with me for almost 2 weeks and he hasn’t taken a shower! Ew! I might have him take a shower tonight. I hope he does becasue that is really gross. But other than that not much going on. Just parties.

Stolen from Perezhilton.com

Researchers in Sweden have found that homosexuality can be spotted in the brain.

You, see, it’s something you’re born with, bitches!

Scientist at the Karolinska Institute have spent time studying the scans of 90 straight and gay men and women. What they found was that the size of the two symmetrical halves of the brains of gay men resembled the brain of straight women.

In heterosexual women and gay men, the two halves of the brain are pretty much the same size. But in straight men, the right hemisphere is slightly larger.

And oddly enough, the brains of homosexual women were asymmetrical, just like those of straight men.

So, basically, it boils down to straight women and gay men have similar brain shapes. As do straight men and gay women.

Researches are still not certain what the differences in the brain shapes mean though.

Dr. Eric Vilain, professor of human genetics at UCLA says, “The big question has always been, if the brains of gay men are different, or feminized, as earlier research suggests then is it just limited to sexual preference or are there other regions that are gender atypical in gay males? For the first time, in this study it looks like there are regions of the brain not directly involved in sexuality that seem to be feminized in gay males.”

He continues, “We know from studies that men, regardless of their sexual orientation, retain masculine characteristics when it comes to their sexual behavior. So I expect that some regions of the brain will remain masculine even in gay men.”

Now the question to me is, how are bisexual people’s brains?

Thing that have been going on

Well let’s see. I have just been going to parties mostly with Sierra, who is here right now. Getting a new bottle of mascara makes her happy! We are going to the circle tonight after we go see a friend. My future plans are going to Havasu and going to see the movie Wanted. That is all.

Currently

I am currently waiting for Sierra to come over so we can watch The Eye and I am thinking of what to get James for his birthday to send with Cat. Maybe I should send him the tire I found at the party last night.

Happy Birthday James

Happy 18th Birthday James! Go get your license, go buy something that you can only buy when you are 18, and you can now be charged with stachatory rape in America! I’d buy you something if I had the money but if you come back with Cat I’ll get you something or I might send her with it.

Incompetent People

This is another reason to not go to Cottonwood, AZ hospital. I just found out my friends 2 year old baby died. His airways were closing and she called 911 and they took him to the hospital. They gave him some medicine to clear it and come to find out he was allergic to it. I wouldn’t give a baby that anyway, it just seems like a bad idea. I would have had him airlifted to Flagstaff or Phoenix. There are other ways of keeping airways open. I didn’t know the baby but you know what I’m still crying because I love Chantal. First her mom killed herself and now her baby died. I know you don’t read this but I love to so much Chantal and I’m so sorry.

Sigh

So now they are making food for gay people. I read this on perezhilton. It’s from Belgium and it is called the edible anus. Who makes it? Bisous.

Bio Oil

That shit is amazing. It works so well on scars. I think everyone should buy it.

Woo

Well I pierced my ear, I did it myself with Cat’s help. It didn’t hurt as bad as most people said it does. But what does hurt is getting your leg snapped in half. My friend Billy was skating and he landed on his shin and broke his tibia and fibula in half. He went to go get surgery today and he has to get metal rods put in to keep his bones stable. The nurse said that if we just like lifted his leg up and the knee that where it is broke it would just bend so it’s almost like having another knee. Sierra and I are about to go and visit him and see how he is doing, I just have to wait for Sierra so that will take a while.

Damn Dogs

Well today I went over to Cat’s house and borrowed her airsoft gun because everyday that I go jogging they start barking and it gets really annoying. I got tired of it so I shot them. One of the bb’s hit the dog and they shut up so hopefully that will get them to stop.