Cat

Today I went to Cat’s house. It was fun Josh and her were playing battle of the sexes when I got there. Then we played something else. Then we ate Cat made up a great product line call Fancy. Everything is going to be Fancy and she will make millions.

Things from today and yesterday.

I am talking to Cat who’s Blog I just got done reading. I think she should go out with our friend Cory as long as she dosen’t forget about me. I was there first after all. Plus when I am going out with someone I pay more attention to my friends. Anyways in other news my Best friend Ashley her boyfriend broke up with her. It’s sad but I think there is a plan behind it. Tomorrow we got school sucks but I want to see my friends again. Plus I have to give Michael his memory card for his phone back. What else can I put in here? My cousin cut her leg pretty bad. This is how it happened. She was ridding one of our horses and she tried to go in between this fence and metal box thing that’s out by the road and it sliced her leg open. Her skin and meat and stuff is hanging off the thing that cut her if it’s still there tomorrow I will attempt to put pictures on here. Art, Kyle, and me were in town doing stuff like looking at shock magazine at Alco. When we were going up there we though we saw y aunt’s car go by then we saw an ambulance and firetruck and kelsie was in the ambulance. So we called my mom and she came and got is and told us that Kelsie was in the ER. So yep there is the story.

Jackass

Jackass is a kickass movie. You should go see it. We met up with our cool friends there then went to the mall. We saw our friends again and one of them were like your stalking us. Then we as in me and cat went to costco. We got free samples.

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Truck

I stalled the truck at the airport and got stuck there for a hour.

mp3

Well today my mp3 player’s left sound thingy died. I call up the nextar support and talked to them and if my mom sent in the product registration card then I can get mine fixed or get a new one. If not She said she would buy me a new one. She said only $30 thats not that much but I got it on sale. So I am going to try to get a different one.

Gasp

I got less than 12 hours of sleep and that’s not normal. In other news I have two wives yep so I a polygamist.

I is back

I was in Hawaii for about 2 weeks and it was fun. I had to write a report for school but I didn’t my mom did . So I got home at 10am and here I am I am not going to school today. I didn’t sleep on the plane so I am tired. So I am going to sleep.

Funny

Okay so I was reading Cyanide and Happiness and i saw the geine one and Staci was like I would so wish you guys back there and leave. Cat and me just said fuck you I would kill you. I came up with the best idea ever. If she wished anything bad to me and Cat she hears Hilary Duff music and everyone she looks like Hilary Duff and she is immortal. Then she can’t undo my wish.

Fun fun fun.

This is also from Cat’s site.
So I went to Bullpen with some friends of mine (some names will not be mentioned for privacy reasons). We went swimming, etc etc etc. So Friend1 and Friend2 (female and male, respectively, both sexually active) went off to go have a “nature walk”.
So we (as in me and Cat) got bored and followed them.
Now Friend1 is Friend2’s girlfriend, and she’s “grounded” from him because her mom found out they were having sex. So Friend1 has been dying to see Friend2.
So we found them, and Cat and I said (jokingly) “You two should have sex!”
…
Well, they did. In front of us.
Fun fun fun.

Steve Irwin Is Dead!

I am lazy and got this from Cat’s site. Thank you Cat. I love you:).

You’ve probably heard that the world-famous Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, was killed yesterday.
You can read the story here.
I’m serious when I say that I wanted to cry when I heard this. Steve was my idol, I loved this guy. It’s really a shame he had to die. :’(
I just wanted to say thanks, Steve, for being a huge inspiration to us all. I probably wouldn’t be the person I am today if it wasn’t for you inspiring me to be adventurous and to love the animals.
RIP Steve. I love you.