Well today I went over to Cat’s house and borrowed her airsoft gun because everyday that I go jogging they start barking and it gets really annoying. I got tired of it so I shot them. One of the bb’s hit the dog and they shut up so hopefully that will get them to stop.
Archive for the Funny Category
Smoke
Posted in Funny, Interesting things. on April 25, 2008 by Phillip RobersonSo I tried smoking that Damiana stuff and it seems to be working. I do feel high. I’m glad I can smoke it and get high because the tea and oil stuff didn’t. I smoked a lot of it too. But I am going to go do something so yeah. Yay for legal highs!
OMG! Tina is back!
Posted in Celebrities, Funny on March 24, 2008 by Phillip RobersonI never thought I would see her again.
Woot
Posted in Alcohol, Friends, Funny, Interesting things., Party, People on March 9, 2008 by Phillip RobersonWell tonight I got to hang out with Amy, Ashley B, Lindsey, Jamie, and Bobbi. It was pretty fun. Lindsey and I got drunk and we danced some more. Amy is really drunk right now she can’t even stay sitting up . It was because she didn’t have anything in her stomach and she only had like one shot and she got drunk. She makes me think she is anorexic. Yay her. That would make me like her more. Anorexic people are fun. Anywho yes I’m not that drunk anymore so yeah.
Yay me!
Posted in Friends, Funny, Party, People, Places on February 8, 2008 by Phillip RobersonSo last night Josh stayed the night, but before that Cat came over and blocked myspace because Josh is always on myspace when he comes over. Also we went out to the circle to a party. It sucked. So tonight Sierra, Ashley, and Bobbi are going to come over and hang out with me. I also have two things of good news to tell you people. 1. I’m getting more muscle on my arms, I know this because Cat doesn’t feel that heavy anymore. 2. the weird guy isn’t commenting on my blog anymore!
Documentary
Posted in Friends, Funny, Interesting things., People, Places, School, Starbucks on January 15, 2008 by Phillip RobersonWell our documentary didn’t work to well. We were going to pour used coffee grounds on this girl Michelle that everyone hates. She is such a bitch. Good news is that upper class men are aloud to verbally abuse her. I hate math with a passion. Also I’m getting ready to try to get a job at Starbucks.
Oh noes!
Posted in Friends, Funny, Interesting things., Party, People, Places on January 13, 2008 by Phillip RobersonWell Thursday night Ashley, Bobbi, Sierra, and I went to Bobbi’s. First I brought a lot of alcohol. Bobbi, Ashley, Sierra, and I decided to go to this party spot we call the circle and spent sometime out there. After we got back we decided to go sit in Ashley’s car and listen to music. Bobbi told me I should go in the house and get the alcohol all secret agent style. So I went in the house and only got caught by two people. I got 10 different bottles of stuff. So we get in the car and start drinking. Ashley didn’t drink because she was on pills. Ashley said let’s go for a drive so we drove around Bobbi’s neighborhood. Ashley wanted to go fast so we told her to go to Saltmine. So Bobbi and I switched seats so we didn’t get in trouble. We drove to Saltmine and went fast. After a while we went to the bathroom and danced and sang. After that we decided to go home. We were almost to Bobbi’s and a cop pulled us over for having our brights on. We all acted sober and told him the same story. He told us to get out of the car and he found two bottles of alcohol. He asked why we had them and we told him because Ashley’s sister uses the car too. He just took the alcohol and let us go. So yes scary and fun.
Things
Posted in Friends, Funny, Interesting things., People, Places on January 10, 2008 by Phillip RobersonLast night I hung out with Ashley and Kortnie for awhile. WE took her to her bar and drove around and then we’ve been messing with Josh. He really wants to get in her pants. But she is going to tie him up, get him hard, and leave him. So we are evil. Then we went to Sierra’s. She has a nice house.