Archive for the Friends Category

Happy Birthday James

Posted in Friends on May 26, 2008 by Phillip Werner

Happy 18th Birthday James! Go get your license, go buy something that you can only buy when you are 18, and you can now be charged with stachatory rape in America! I’d buy you something if I had the money but if you come back with Cat I’ll get you something or I might send her with it.


Incompetent People

Posted in Friends on May 24, 2008 by Phillip Werner

This is another reason to not go to Cottonwood, AZ hospital. I just found out my friends 2 year old baby died. His airways were closing and she called 911 and they took him to the hospital. They gave him some medicine to clear it and come to find out he was allergic to it. I wouldn’t give a baby that anyway, it just seems like a bad idea. I would have had him airlifted to Flagstaff or Phoenix. There are other ways of keeping airways open. I didn’t know the baby but you know what I’m still crying because I love Chantal. First her mom killed herself and now her baby died. I know you don’t read this but I love to so much Chantal and I’m so sorry.

Damn Dogs

Posted in Exercise, Friends, Funny on April 27, 2008 by Phillip Werner

Well today I went over to Cat’s house and borrowed her airsoft gun because everyday that I go jogging they start barking and it gets really annoying. I got tired of it so I shot them. One of the bb’s hit the dog and they shut up so hopefully that will get them to stop.


Posted in Friends on April 16, 2008 by Phillip Werner

So I have come to realize that I only have 3 friends. That’s Cat, Bobbi, and Sierra. That’s all I have. Other than that I have no friends.

Spray Tan

Posted in Beauty, Friends, Interesting things., Places on April 15, 2008 by Phillip Werner

So yesterday I went with Bobbi to Cottonwood and I got a spray on tan. It was pretty cool and it worked really well. Guess what? I’m not orange either! So yeah I went naked so I’m tan all over. I couldn’t take a shower for 12 hours but I just got done taking one and a lot of the tan stuff came off but it is still soaked into my skin. I like them but I think I’ll stick to tanning beds or just normal tanning.

Cat will like this

Posted in Friends, Funny on April 9, 2008 by Phillip Werner

Hot Springs

Posted in Friends, People, Places on March 22, 2008 by Phillip Werner

It was so cold crossing waist deep water. I’m so happy that I left my stuff on the other side of the river because it was dry and warm when I got it. I had to walk bare foot though which sucked ass. Also the hot springs were nice and warm. I think I’ll wait until the summer time to go back there though. Well I am going to go shower becauseĀ  I smell like smoke. Also if I die from the brain eating thing Cat gets all my stuff and then everyone else can sort though the things that she doesn’t want.