Archive for the Funny Category

Damn Dogs

Posted in Exercise, Friends, Funny on April 27, 2008 by Phillip Werner

Well today I went over to Cat’s house and borrowed her airsoft gun because everyday that I go jogging they start barking and it gets really annoying. I got tired of it so I shot them. One of the bb’s hit the dog and they shut up so hopefully that will get them to stop.

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Smoke

Posted in Funny, Interesting things. on April 25, 2008 by Phillip Werner

So I tried smoking that Damiana stuff and it seems to be working. I do feel high. I’m glad I can smoke it and get high because the tea and oil stuff didn’t. I smoked a lot of it too. But I am going to go do something so yeah. Yay for legal highs!

Yes

Posted in Funny on April 19, 2008 by Phillip Werner

You must

Cat will like this

Posted in Friends, Funny on April 9, 2008 by Phillip Werner

OMG! Tina is back!

Posted in Celebrities, Funny on March 24, 2008 by Phillip Werner

I never thought I would see her again.

Woot

Posted in Alcohol, Friends, Funny, Interesting things., Party, People on March 9, 2008 by Phillip Werner

Well tonight I got to hang out with Amy, Ashley B, Lindsey, Jamie, and Bobbi. It was pretty fun. Lindsey and I got drunk and we danced some more. Amy is really drunk right now she can’t even stay sitting up . It was because she didn’t have anything in her stomach and she only had like one shot and she got drunk. She makes me think she is anorexic. Yay her. That would make me like her more. Anorexic people are fun. Anywho yes I’m not that drunk anymore so yeah.

Yay me!

Posted in Friends, Funny, Party, People, Places on February 8, 2008 by Phillip Werner

So last night Josh stayed the night, but before that Cat came over and blocked myspace because Josh is always on myspace when he comes over. Also we went out to the circle to a party. It sucked. So tonight Sierra, Ashley, and Bobbi are going to come over and hang out with me. I also have two things of good news to tell you people. 1. I’m getting more muscle on my arms, I know this because Cat doesn’t feel that heavy anymore. 2. the weird guy isn’t commenting on my blog anymore!